my boy says you can judge the level of success someone has in hollywood by the amount of seconds it takes you to get from the gate of the entry to the actual house.
while doing 20mph it took 35 seconds.
imma just do the point system.
drove through the jurassic park gates passed 3 city blocks. with 15 brownstone per block. — yes a REAL neighborhood. was told they fly family out there for reunions and stuff. makes it easier. so even to live in his BROWNSTONE is a life achievement…let alone HIS crib he has a stadium in which he does sunday Bball games with his boys/crew (yes a real stadium with referees and a scoreboard bleachers, lockerooms and concession stands) you step in the house and you notice the floor is MADE OF BUTTER LEATHER the whole time im asking him “are we allowed to…step on this?” his housekeeper gives you orange juice only to realize its 3 days old. and it MUST BE FRESH SQUEEZED. you joke (what you got a grove and workers in the backyard?) only for jada to open the door to reveal a grove and workers in the back yard.
?uestlove on Will Smith’s house via hypnagogics.
